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THE DAY THE THE MYSTERY PACKAGE ARRIVIED

Blog entry by a1Jim posted 86 days ago 1200 reads 0 times favorited 58 comments Add to Favorites Watch

An exciting day today. My wife went to the post office and found a package addressed to Heirloom woodshop, (one of my business). I hadn’t ordered anything lately other than a book and this package was not the appropriate size and was way to heavy. My wife and I looked at it and wondered what it could be. After a long time of feeling it’s weight and trying to determine what it might be, we were suspicious of its’ contents because of years gone by when packages show up and all kinds of horrendous problems occurred for the people who received them. We listened to see if there was any ticking… none, and it didn’t smell funny. What should we do,.. open it? Call the authorities? I decided to open it, but I also thought off calling my neighbours just in case they wanted to evacuate then I fashioned a kind of plywood suit with a small slot to look through and a plywood kind of vest. All I had for hand protection were a couple oven mitts. OK, then I had my wife gather the dog, cat and bird and head outside to the other end of our property. Now I proceeded very slowly, trying to hold up my home made armor and had trouble opening the package with two oven mitts on as the sweat rolled of my forehead. If I find wires do I quit or like in the old movie scenario, wonder if the blue or the red wire get clipped first? My next thought was, I don’t have any thing close by to clip the wires. If I bite the wires, would that cause a reaction? It’s been 5 minutes already with not much progress…I could have speeded things up if I had grabbed a knife or scissors before I started but all I could come up with was a near-by spoon. Finally more progress.. the paper is finally loose on one end (I hold my breath) so as to not wiggle as much. More progress.. it looks like carpet pad is in the next layer. Why would something that seemed so solid need padding? I tear more open v e r y slowly. I see a black substance, is it some kind of plastic or worse? It’s coming.. it’s coming off! WHAT IS IT?? It’s wood?! Thank God it’s only wood, but what, were, who? There’s a note: “Jim Enjoy! and thanks for being such a good Bud! and signed “David” !
It’s from one of the nicest guys on LJs, Pattron , David Mitchell. After I had a little visit when we PM’ed, he said he was off to go pick up his rosewood that he had ordered and had a long drive to and from, to get it. I said I wanted to buy some also, but things had been slow this year so I had to pass but I was glad that he was able to get some. So here this kind, wonderful person finds my address, packs a very nice piece of rosewood to me without a word and it shows up today, when I had an unexpected day at home.
David, THANKS SO MUCH*, you’re a king among men. I will have to find a very special use for this rosewood

Every one please excuse my “story” about the whole episode. Now you know I can spin tall tales!

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon


58 comments so far

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patron

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posted 86 days ago

so who get’s to play us in this version of the movie ?

enjoy my friend !

you deserve that and more ,

for all you do for us all !

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

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degoose

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posted 86 days ago

I agree with you that the patron is a man amoungst men.
Nice one David.. it is always nice to get a surprise in the mail.
Jim I look forward to something special with the rosewood.

-- Drink once, cut twice. New website up.... lazylarrywoodworks.com.au

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GMman

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posted 86 days ago

That is the kind of Buddies you need, I have him as a buddy too he is a very nice man to chat with. Good for you Jim….your a good buddy too.

-- --<<<<<< I will not stop until I get it right. >>>>>>--

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PurpLev

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posted 86 days ago

NICE!

Thanks David!

and Jim- can you smell the roses? ;) enjoy the friendly grains.

-- When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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GMman

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posted 86 days ago

Easy to see that we have lots of good people here….another reason to love LJ!

-- --<<<<<< I will not stop until I get it right. >>>>>>--

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a1Jim

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posted 86 days ago

Hey David
Your Tom Cruise and I’m Walter Matthau . Larry can be the mail man and played by Brad Pitts.
Hey David I really do thank you for your very kind thought and kind gift or you most treasured rosewood

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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Dennis Zongker

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posted 86 days ago

Very cool!

-- Dennis Zongker

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adeptr

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posted 86 days ago

Some guys have all the luck….........

-- Dave Haynes, Indiana, http://www.oldaveswoodshop.com

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patron

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posted 86 days ago

that’s a great tale , jim .
i like robert de nero for me ,
or maybe spock .
cruise is an o.k. actor ,
but i’m not into all that space stuff he’s into .
harrison ford is a woodworker ,
he could do larry .

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

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HokieMojo

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posted 86 days ago

I like the story, but if you really want to share, I’ll need pictures. You are a very giving individual on this site and your contributions are appreciated.

David,
you picked an excellent recipient as I’m sure you know.

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Kent Shepherd

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posted 86 days ago

Way to go David. You always show the true spirit of LJ—-that is helping people any way you can

Jim – Congratulations, It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy
Thanks for sharing

-- Kent Shepherd * The goal is-----More Tools!

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Dick, & Barb Cain

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posted 86 days ago

That’s what I call a real Buddy.

Congratulations Jim.

David is a great friend to have.

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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Scott Bryan

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posted 86 days ago

Jim, this is a really nice story. You told it well and you could not have put two better characters in the lead roles than you and David. You both made out well on this exchange.

Thanks for sharing.

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

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a1Jim

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posted 86 days ago

Sorry for the bad first version after (trying to)read it I went back and cleaned it up.
I thinks that I’ll switch To Robert Duvall for my part at least he’s still with us.

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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Rustic

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posted 86 days ago

Good story Jim, It is for this reason that I am a proud member of the elite force called LUMBERJOCKS. We are always there to help one another out.

-- There is no such thing as a mistake. Its called a design modification Rick Kruse, Grand Rapids, MI

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GMman

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posted 86 days ago

Rustic….your not forgotten hope luck comes your way soon, all are thinking about you.

-- --<<<<<< I will not stop until I get it right. >>>>>>--

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Loucarb

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posted 86 days ago

Jim that is really fantastic, I guess that’s what makes this site special. The special people.

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WibblyPig

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posted 86 days ago

Nice score! Call me if you ever need a good better suit – I have one at the ready in case my wife starts cooking…

-- Steve, Webster Groves, MO

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a1Jim

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posted 86 days ago

WoW Steve I hope it’s skillet proof if she ever reads this

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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Packman

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posted 86 days ago

Jim …..
Great story …. you reeled me in and I had to read the whole thing. David … you’re a true gentleman among all LJ’s.

So Jim …. what are you going to turn that beautiful piece of rosewood in to?

Ray

-- Handcrafted by RJ Paquin - Ohio

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a1Jim

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posted 86 days ago

Hey Ray
I’m not sure I have to think on it for a while . It’s got to be good.

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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ellen35

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posted 86 days ago

What an absolutely wonderful thing to do to an absolutely wonderful man!
A1Jim and David are 2 of the best LJs on the board! A1Jim, you are a gem!
Kindness always returns itself twofold. May you get 2 packages of exotic wood, David!!!
Ellen

-- Ellen on Cape Cod

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GMman

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posted 86 days ago

Ellen…..your too nice maybe your looking for a package too! LOL LOL

-- --<<<<<< I will not stop until I get it right. >>>>>>--

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a1Jim

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posted 86 days ago

Hey Ellen
If were going to have kindness always returned two fold Club, you can be president. your very nice to say such kind things. thanks

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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patron

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posted 86 days ago

thank you all , for your wonderful thoughts .
it’s through all of you ,
and your willingness to share ,
that awakens us all ,
and like the man said ,
” yes we can ”.

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

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GMman

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posted 86 days ago

Jim usually I don’t read long blog like you had but this one I had to read to the end.
Well done and your both good LJs.

-- --<<<<<< I will not stop until I get it right. >>>>>>--

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a1Jim

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posted 86 days ago

“Yes we can David.
Hey GMman I have to admit I skim through those long ones too. I sometimes get carried away.

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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DaveR

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posted 86 days ago

Jim, you crack me up.

And David, that was a very nice thing you did. Good on you.

-- Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

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Karson

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posted 86 days ago

Jim Congratulations or your found surprise. David you are thorn among roses.

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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patron

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posted 86 days ago

gee ,karson ,

that’s what the judge said too .

before i went on my ” vacation ” !

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

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CreekWoodworker

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posted 86 days ago

Jim, you had me going for a couple minutes. I thought no way did he build a shield out of plywood to open a package. I started to read it out loud to my wife. She said why would he even try to open it if he is that concerned. Thanks for the laugh, you can tell a grand tale.

-- Mike the CreekWoodworker

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BillyJ

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posted 86 days ago

Jim – you had me on the edge of my seat. Very suspenseful – but I could see Tom Cruse in the movie version – jumping on a couch when the package was opened.

David – you get two thumbs-up for that.

-- There is no such thing as a mistake in woodworking. Eventually, every scrap will become small enough to become starter wood in your fire pit.

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reggiek

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posted 86 days ago

Jim…you forgot about calling in the sniffing dogs?? Or you could do like they did in one of the movies and put the package in water to make sure the electronics short out???

Loved the tale….great spoof….and a better laugh I haven’t been able to get today…thank you very much (110 degrees here today and I got one horrible cold)....

-- Woodworking.....My small slice of heaven!

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huff

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posted 86 days ago

Jim, what a great story! I could almost picture that crazy body armor in plywood. David, what a great thing to do. Both of you are a big plus for this site and Jim, I can’t wait to see what you make with your very special Rosewood.

-- John @ Myrtle Beach

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margy

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posted 86 days ago

Very thoughtful, David. And a nice gift to a very thoughtful guy. Margy

-- fool on the hill

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jim1953

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posted 86 days ago

Very Nice

-- Jim, Kentucky

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littlecope

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posted 86 days ago

Wow, Great Story, Jim!! But the end was the best part!! Beats the heck out of Junk Mail, huh? :)
And that Patron Guy…what a Great Friend to have!!!

-- Mike in Manchester, NH---Unpleasant tasks are simply worthy challenges to improve skills.

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cabinetmaster

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posted 86 days ago

I got a piece of cedar from LJ Built2last. I’ll have to post a picture of it. WOW what a beautiful piece too. Jim, the least you could do is show a picture of it.

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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dustbunny

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posted 86 days ago

David your a sweetheart….
That was very thoughtful.
Jim you have been very kind and helpful to ALL the LJ’s,
and good things come to good people.
You are good people. It’s karma.

Lisa

-- I inherited the woodworking gene and it's gone into overdrive.......

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kcrandy

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posted 86 days ago

So many people are so very good, aren’t they.

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a1Jim

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posted 86 days ago

Thanks everone. but Davids the genioruos and kind one to give his presious rosewood. a couple of you had asked for photos so here it is.

Photobucket

Thanks again David

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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3fingerpat

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posted 86 days ago

Nice, well done David and congrats Jim.

-- "You get what you inspect, not what you expect"

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grizzman

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posted 86 days ago

well that is just wonderful of david to do for jim…congrats jim..i know you will figure out the best thing to do with the rose wood….that will be fun…...wish i could have gotten some myself…..ive never worked a piece of exotic before…..will look forward to seeing what you end up making…..lumber jocks is such a wonderful place with wonderful people…..

-- The Grizzone

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grizzman

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posted 86 days ago

jim i think i would have to pick jim cary to play you in the movie….ha ha….....movie entitled woody and wood…....a movie to see where you wont be board…...

-- The Grizzone

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a1Jim

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posted 86 days ago

Hey Grizz I wish I had his income. I’m trying to think of a roll for you in that great outfit you had on a while back.

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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Ben

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posted 86 days ago

Great Story. I enjoyed it so much I read it twice. Could not have happened to a nicer guy.

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poroskywood

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posted 86 days ago

A Great story! You had me rollin Jim! David Is A-OK!
One Beer for David, and maybe two to help Jim relax.
Jim should be played by the guy who played Obi Wan Knobi!
The Grizzman as Driving Miss Daisy

-- There's many a slip betwixt a cup and a lip.--Scott

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johnnymo

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posted 85 days ago

beautiful piece of wood. you probably have a million ideas for how to use this huh?

-- John in Arizona (but it's a dry heat!)

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TopamaxSurvivor

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posted 85 days ago

Great story Jim. Glad you ar e still with us ;-) I’m afraid i need pics of the plywood armor to verify!!

-- Debt is nothing more than the 21st Century's form of slavery.

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a1Jim

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posted 85 days ago

Hey Topamax
Glad you asked I’ll put it on my new web site “plywood armor and sawdust underwear.com”

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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TopamaxSurvivor

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posted 85 days ago

I’ll be the first customer for sawdust underwear ;-)) The soft variety, not that scratchy itchy stuff!! :-((

-- Debt is nothing more than the 21st Century's form of slavery.

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KayBee

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posted 85 days ago

Great story, had me wondering what the…. You’re both great guys, really nice people I think. It’s the whole karma thing in rosewood!

-- a little bit of stupid goes a long way

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scrappy

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posted 85 days ago

Great story Jim, Had me going at first. Very deserving person to recieve such a preciuos gift.

Patron, You are a man among men sir. I would say a “one of a kind” person, but when it comes to LumberJocks, there are a lot of very giving people out there. You do stand out among the crowd.

Great to be part of a group that has people like the 2 of you as members.

Can’twait for all the rosewood projects that are coming!

-- Scrap Wood's the best...the projects are smaller, and so is the mess!

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Dick, & Barb Cain

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posted 85 days ago

You really got some beautiful boards by the looks of the picture.

I suppose you’ll be losing some sleep now, thinking of what to make.

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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rosewood

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posted 85 days ago

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha till my eyes wet from laughting, i dont know if that the right english words.
but i do like your story Jim,
and you David, you did before i do,lol.
i wish there’s no rubbish regulation to send small amount of wood out from my country,
David,you are the dude, we love you for being an LJ’s,

Cheers

Rosewood.

-- http://picasaweb.google.com/deniirawan66

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Andy

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posted 85 days ago

Thats a great story,thanks for a bright spot in our day.

-- " If I can make it,so can you" Andy in Oregon

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MsDebbieP

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posted 65 days ago

pass the tissues!!! Aren’t LumberJocks the best people ever!! :) :) :)

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)

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Bothus

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posted 27 days ago

Hey Jim,

That is a very nice piece of rosewood. It deserves to be part of a very special project.

My suggestion would be to cut two eye holes in it and use it as a face shield for the next package you get!

Bothus

P.S. Great story and Patron is a keeper that’s for sure.

-- Professional kitchen designer, amature woodworker.

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