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Blog entry by WoodSparky posted 1169 days ago 1072 reads 0 times favorited 5 comments Add to Favorites Watch

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:

NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT

Have a nice day!

-- So Many tools, So little time



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Occie gilliam

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#1 posted 1169 days ago

That is good
do you mind it i send it on to other?
Occie

-- OC down in Costa Rica. come down and see me some time. I'll keep the light on for you too-oc@hotmail.com mail.com

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WoodSparky

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#2 posted 1169 days ago

Occie, No problem, spread the humor.

-- So Many tools, So little time

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DocK16

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#3 posted 1169 days ago

Words of wisdon Sparky

-- Common sense is so rare anymore when you do see it, it looks like pure genius.

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#4 posted 1169 days ago

Laughing out loud! Thanks!

-- christopheralan http://www.projectwoodworks.com

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SplashMaster

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#5 posted 1168 days ago

lol That is great!!!
Also On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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