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Blog entry by WoodSparky posted 01-13-2010 05:27 AM 1312 reads 0 times favorited 11 comments Add to Favorites Watch

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife,
Ann, listened to
the instructor declare, ‘It is essential that husbands
and wives know the
things that are important to each other..”

He then addressed the men, ‘Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?’

Walter leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered,

‘Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?’

And thus began Walter’s life of celibacy….......

-- So Many tools, So little time

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#1 posted 01-13-2010 05:38 AM

Been eating a lot of bologna sandwiches lately, have ya?

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#2 posted 01-13-2010 07:01 AM

lol, good one.

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#3 posted 01-13-2010 07:54 AM

Love it! All too true.


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#4 posted 01-13-2010 08:47 AM

Haha, I was worried at first that this was gonna be a sermon.


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#5 posted 01-13-2010 09:30 AM


-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#6 posted 01-13-2010 11:06 AM

Thanks for the laugh!LOL

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

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#7 posted 01-13-2010 01:49 PM

That was pretty good. Thanks for the laugh.

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

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#8 posted 01-13-2010 04:44 PM

I was going to say “what does this have to do with wood” ...but then I reconsidered.

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#11 posted 01-14-2010 06:45 PM

What’s wrong with Gold Medal All Purpose? Thanks for the laugh. I just got back from my visiting my MIL and I needed one.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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