Crazy Stuff Stumpy Thinks About #37: Funny Festool Video- The Finest Woodworker in the World?

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Blog entry by StumpyNubs posted 03-17-2013 11:34 PM 3539 reads 1 time favorited 18 comments Add to Favorites Watch
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I made this video for a Festool thing, a parody of the “Most interesting man in the world” Dos Equis commercials. It’s supposed to be tongue in cheek, so don’t email me saying I am not the “finest Woodworker in the World”, please.

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#1 posted 03-17-2013 11:55 PM

Like the smell of your colounge(sp?)

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#2 posted 03-17-2013 11:59 PM

Nice one Stumpy.

-- Mike - In Fort McMurray Alberta

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#3 posted 03-18-2013 12:12 AM

I am wiping the tears out of my eyes.
My wife was next to me when I watched this.
You aught to have seen the look on her face.
I think I will go shave my mustache now. Excuse me.

-- Superdav "No matter where you go - there you are."

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#4 posted 03-18-2013 01:07 AM

You are having too much fun Stumpy something has to be done about that :).

-- Lee - Northern idaho~"If the women don't find you handsome, at least they ought to find you handy"~ Red Green

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#5 posted 03-18-2013 01:39 AM


-- Joel

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#6 posted 03-18-2013 04:03 AM

you are a mess stumpy :)

-- Jesus Is Alright with me

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#7 posted 03-18-2013 10:56 AM

Stumpy stop before it is to late
Next it will be festool braces and matching garbage cans
Nice one Jim

-- Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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#8 posted 03-18-2013 12:12 PM

You should have said “Stay dusty, my friends.” at the end. Too funny though!

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#9 posted 03-18-2013 12:30 PM

Thanks for the laugh!

I see myself as more of the Juan Valdez of wood working….
Coffee keeps me moving,
In more ways than one!!!

-- Randy-- I may not be good...but I am slow! If good things come to those who wait.... Why is procrastination a bad thing?

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#10 posted 03-18-2013 04:55 PM

Stumps, you crack me up…

-- I never finish anyth

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#11 posted 03-18-2013 07:43 PM

Funny funny

-- Shameless - Winner of two Stumpy Nubs Awards

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#12 posted 03-18-2013 10:19 PM

There goes the endorsment deal, no green from big green.

-- A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body

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#13 posted 03-18-2013 10:26 PM

I don’t think Festool would fit with the Stumpy Nubs Workshop anyway. I believe I have gone on more than one rant about them on previous shows!

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#14 posted 03-18-2013 10:54 PM

Keep up the good work, Stumpy!

-- "72.6 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot." - Steven Wright

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#15 posted 03-19-2013 02:10 AM

Yes I agree with you Stumpy I will never be rich enough for Festool they are way overhyped and, overpriced.

-- A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body

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