Crazy Stuff Stumpy Thinks About #30: A message from Stumpy Nubs for survivors of today's Mayan Apocalypse...

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When the Twinkies ran out we should have known the end was near. This video was recorded from the Blue Collar Woodworking bunker just before the world ended. If you’re watching it, you must be one of the few survivors. Good for you! I hope you enjoy it…

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#1 posted 586 days ago

Wow! Hey you may have more books than me? Happy Day After!

-- Cau Haus Designs, Thomas J. Tieffenbacher

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#2 posted 586 days ago

To any other survivors:

I have limited electric resourses, so I’m saving it all to keep the remaining “Cold Ones” cold. Since there is a limited supply of “Cold Ones”, I have them secured in an undisclosed location, that only I and my mutant ape know the whereabouts of.

Good luck, good hunting and good riddance, of that egomaniacal Nubby Stumper fellow!!!

-- Randy-- I may not be good...but I am slow! If good things come to those who wait.... Why is procratination a bad thing?

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Jamie Speirs

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#3 posted 586 days ago

Boo Hoo I’m lonely

-- Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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#4 posted 586 days ago

Doc- Those bookcases are the particle board project from the show. They’re not quite done yet, but that’s just one wall. They cover all four walls of the library in my house. I have a LOT of books. That’s just the history section you see in the film.

DIY- “egomaniacal”? You do understand what sarcastic, self deprecating humor is, don’t you? I have a very, very small ego. In fact I hate my stinkin’ guts. Thanks for bringing that up. Now I have to go cut myself…

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at:

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#5 posted 586 days ago


figured it out after walking away chucling. Bergess meridith? rod Serling? and Seth McFarland? Have a great post apocalyptic Christmas!

Wow when do you have time yo read?

-- Cau Haus Designs, Thomas J. Tieffenbacher

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Craftsman on the lake

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#6 posted 586 days ago

I survived dooms day but now I’ve got to fight off all the zombies!

-- The smell of wood, coffee in the cup, the wife let's me do my thing, the lake is peaceful.

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Sheila Landry (scrollgirl)

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#7 posted 586 days ago

It was good to see that someone had us covered! Your foresight is greatly appreciated. Maybe you could burn your shop down anyway, just so they can make that cool ‘remembrance plaque’ for you. Just an idea . . . ;)

Have a merry Christmas! Thanks for all the entertainment and education that you share. We are all better because of it! :)


-- Contributing Editor, Creative Woodworks and Crafts Magazine, If you like reading my blog, come visit at Sheila Landry Designs "Knowledge is Power"

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#8 posted 586 days ago

Woodworking tools for sale…... Found them in a place called Stumpy Nubbs. Shame he evacuated… Good deal on chisels. Call me….....Sorry, gotta go, there are walkers headin my way.

-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe.

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#9 posted 586 days ago

Stumpy I’m convinced you have been cooped up in that stuffy library too long and need to get out for fresh air more…............

-- Life is good.

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#10 posted 586 days ago

You’re not fooling anybody, Stumpy… we know you survived and you’re hiding out somewhere… we can smell the cheese and sawdust, just can’t figure out where it’s coming from. Come out, come out, where ever you are…

Zombie Nation

-- I support the 28th Amendment.

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