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Blue Collar Woodworking #23: Woodworking Jig AWARDS! BOW TIES! SPECIAL GUEST! Ohhhhhh ya baby!

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It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for! Stumpy takes off his blue denim shirt and slips into a tuxedo for the biggest night of the Summer!

The second, semi-annual “Stumpies” is the world’s first low budget, mostly random and poory produced awards show just for woodworkers, and this time we’re giving out prizes for the best woodworking jigs. Who will win? Who will walk away with a free subscripton to Shop Notes? Which of Stumpy’s dumb jokes will be the biggest groaner? You have to watch to find out, and believe me… you won’t be disappointed!

Afterward, check out Stumpynubs.com for more woody goodness on “the best woodworking show since the invention of wood!”

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com



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TrBlu

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#1 posted 670 days ago

WOO HOO!!!! I won something.

-- The more I work with wood the more I recognize only God can make something as beautiful as a tree. I hope my humble attempts at this craft do justice by His masterpiece. -- Tim

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HamS

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#2 posted 670 days ago

Great Show Stumpy

-- My mother named me Hamilton, I have been trying to earn my nickname ever since.

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DocSavage45

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#3 posted 670 days ago

BRAVO!!!!!!!! One hand clapping. Two cup of coffee show! Like the Beatles sang “got to admit it’s getting better, getting better all the time.”

Was it me or was the camera out of focus? Probably me, first cup of coffee.

“Excellent work Smithers” quote from Mr. Burns

-- Cau Haus Designs, Thomas J. Tieffenbacher

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DamnYankee

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#4 posted 670 days ago

Just call me “Shamless”!

As always I’m in a category all to myself.

And I was hoping to win another bumber sticker (the first one didn’t stick very well…yes it’s still on)

-- Shameless - Winner of two Stumpy Nubs Awards

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StumpyNubs

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#5 posted 670 days ago

I thought you’d like that, Yanks! All in good fun!

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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DamnYankee

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#6 posted 670 days ago

Now I can’t get Garth Brooks “Shameless” out of my head.

-- Shameless - Winner of two Stumpy Nubs Awards

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#7 posted 670 days ago

Great show, as usual I love your music. Also your contributors made some great jigs!!!!!

-- Bob Kenosha Wi.

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Ted

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#8 posted 670 days ago

I got mentioned! Wooo Hoooooo!!!!!!! Did y’all see that… the rickety looking sled made from plywood I found in the alley? I did that.. yeppers… that was my baby! I didn’t win a prize, or even get nominated, but I got mentioned and that made me smile. Thanks Stumpy!

Congrats Russ, I also like your sled best. In fact, I dismantled mine a few days ago because I needed the wood for something else. But I take pride in having shared the table saw sled category with you.

Tim, congrats to you too.. I looked at those shop machine plans the they’re nothing to scoff at.

Phil, you aced us all! And who doesn’t like reading woodworking magazines? Congratulations!

Stumpy, what a great show! And yes I most certainly am sucking up for next year’s contest. I’m gonna go buy me some pencils now. Get some sleep… you’ve earned it.

-- I support the 28th Amendment. http://www.wolf-pac.com/28th

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Roger

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#9 posted 670 days ago

Yea!!! Hail to all the winners. There are some talented folks out thar. Another gr8 production and awards show. The help was spectacular!!! You should give him a raise, Stumps.

-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe. Kentuk55@bellsouth.net

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JR45

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#10 posted 670 days ago

Great show! Thanks for the (2) honourable mentions.
Jim

-- It always looks better when it's finished!

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Dave

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#11 posted 670 days ago

What a show thanks for all you do Stumpy. That was great. Keep em coming. Bravo Bravo!

-- Superdav "No matter where you go - there you are." http://chiselandforge.com

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JL7

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#12 posted 670 days ago

Hey Stumpy – great show. That was really a great turnout and ALOT of work on your part – good for you. Congrats to all the big winners, even Yanks I guess! He did after all, break the website with that post…...well deserved.

-- Jeff - I have not failed. I've just found 10,001 ways that won't work.

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luv2learn

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#13 posted 670 days ago

Hey Stumpy, great awards show. Mrs. Stumpy cleaned you up pretty good :). Glad to have gotten mentioned. That was a surprise and prize unto itself.

-- Lee - Northern idaho~"If the women don't find you handsome, at least they ought to find you handy"~ Red Green

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#14 posted 670 days ago

Best show ever Stumpy. I was able to catch a 16 minute nap…..

-- My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone.....

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rogerw

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#15 posted 669 days ago

Kudos!!

-- >> my shop teacher used to say "do the best at everything you make for your mom because you're going to see it for the rest of your life!" <<

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