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Blog entry by Stevinmarin posted 01-18-2013 03:36 AM 2985 reads 1 time favorited 30 comments Add to Favorites Watch

-- Entertainment for mere mortal woodworkers.

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Monte Pittman

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#1 posted 01-18-2013 03:46 AM

Excellent as always. Guilty on all counts :-)

-- Nature created it, I just assemble it.

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#2 posted 01-18-2013 03:50 AM

If, after you show an acquaintance the results of hours and hours of loving work in your wood shop, the first thing they say is, “You know … what you could do for me?!?”

You might be a woodworker…

-- Chance Four "Not Just a Second Chance"

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#3 posted 01-18-2013 03:51 AM

If you’ve ever sorted through a friends firewood pile, you might be a woodworker.

-- Dan - Valparaiso, Indiana, "A smart man changes his mind, a fool never does."

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#4 posted 01-18-2013 03:51 AM

what I spend on woodworking I could own a yacht… a big one.

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#5 posted 01-18-2013 03:51 AM

If one of the things you hear most often is, “You know … if you need a project …”

You might be a woodworker.

-- Chance Four "Not Just a Second Chance"

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#6 posted 01-18-2013 03:58 AM

Working with Computer Systems all week I do know that Belkin makes routers , But I still want to be a wood worker.

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#7 posted 01-18-2013 04:07 AM

If you trimmed a cuticle with a chisel …... you know..

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#8 posted 01-18-2013 04:14 AM

You win the interwebs!

-- “Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final.” ― Hunter S. Thompson

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#9 posted 01-18-2013 05:20 AM

If you ever go to a garage sale and go straight for the tool section to see if they have a plane….

-- look Ma! I still got all eleven of my fingers! - -

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#10 posted 01-18-2013 05:32 AM

If you’ve ever bought duplicates of hand tools you already own, “just in case”. . .

-- "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." - Mark Twain

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#11 posted 01-18-2013 06:44 AM

As always Steve GRRRRREAT !!!!!!

-- Rodman

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#12 posted 01-18-2013 07:39 AM

If you have ever tested a newly honed edge by shaving a little bit of forearm hair…

-- Bruce, UK

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#13 posted 01-18-2013 08:09 AM

Steve you can always put a smile on my face

-- Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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#14 posted 01-18-2013 08:29 AM

Ditto on the smile. :)

-- Backer boards, stop blocks, build oversized, and never buy a hand plane--

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#15 posted 01-18-2013 08:44 AM

I never use the term (But or Butt) anymore! My granddaughter’s teacher said that word was not allowed anymore! Now I choose to use the word touche! Before you say that doesn’t work, I say touche, it does to!
Yes I am a (woodworker – shhh), penalized and constricted touche I only make rectangular forms (not boxes), touche, I am still a cellular materials reformation hobbyist!

-- Folly ever comes cloaked in opportunity!

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