COPE

Neat Graphic Doug.
Who is is the law firm Cope and Stick? hahahaha

Bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

I think they are a subsidiary of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.

You’ve got my vote Doug! I thought maybe “Cope and Stick” was a call to action … like the tail end of a bigger catchphrase … “You think things are bad and you want to leave? Well just cope and stick!”

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Looks just like you Dougy.

-- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com

Does this mean your running for president? If you become president could you give woodworkers a bailout. Your campaign slogan could be Sand & finish!

-- Dennis Zongker

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Douglas, have you been out in the sun too long?. You look a bit burnt.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Cope and Stick. “When sapwood will cease its rise in occurence and all boards will never again get planed against the grain”.

-- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music""

Watch my lips. No new tear-out. And I implore you, just say no to fisheye.

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

to wax or not to wax … that is the question

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Ask not want your wood can do for you! But, what you can do for your wood!

-- Dennis Zongker

No dust nib left behind!

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

“We have nothing to mill, but wood itself”.

-- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music""

Five dollar … ... five dollar … .... five dollar wood logs !!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

No, Dan! Not the Subway Five Dollar Earworm (rushing to the Dock to boot up iTunes for replacement tune)!

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

Who Let the LOGS Out ? ... WOOF … WOOF !!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Ich bin ein veneer

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The REAL cope and stick!

-- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music""

poke and stroke

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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found this a search on deviantart with a search for swine flu

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Even I can cope with a stick.

-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever