“Yes Dear I Will Be Safe” or “Sign, Sign, Everywhere A Sign”

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Blog entry by OttoH posted 06-04-2010 03:04 AM 5176 reads 0 times favorited 2 comments Add to Favorites Watch

My wife knows little to nothing about woodworking, that being said when she saw the small size of the latest project I am working on I got the standard “You be careful, I don’t need you to cut off a finger” speech and the infamous look. She thinks like Tim Taylor of Tool Time I will use the equipment with the most power for every project which means my 10 inch table saw to make a 1/87th scale (HO Scale) Bedroom Set where the bed is less than 1 inch long.

Little does she know I do this type of work with X-Acto tools and a lighted magnifying set up. So to appease her I told her I would put together a “Safety Sign” and hang it where I would be sure to see it when I use my table saw. Here is what I came up with, it is one of my favorite scenes from Weird Al Yankovic’s movie UHF.

Table Saw Safety Sign

-- I am responsible for how I respond to everything in my life - - Deadwood SD

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#1 posted 06-04-2010 04:08 AM

too funny.

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#2 posted 06-04-2010 05:30 AM

I Love that sign, Al always makes me laugh
Never lost a finger but I did lose a good chunk of thumb nail from a router job for a what, a pinewood derby car
Safety is not an option it’s an absolute

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