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Blog entry by OldWrangler posted 09-16-2014 04:09 AM 1371 reads 0 times favorited 8 comments Add to Favorites Watch

I don’t know where to post this but it’s just to funny not to share. Maybe some of y’all will read it before it get taken down (by some grouch with no sense of humor).

The Wrong Bank
Subject: Vanilla Pudding
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately.

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2, 1999.

The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank’s audio tape system, one robber said, “At least we’ll have a bit to eat.” The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

“IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.”

-- I am going to go stand outside so if anyone asks about me, tell them I'M OUTSTANDING!



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TheFridge

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#1 posted 09-16-2014 04:23 AM

The stupidity of people never fails to surprise me.

-- Shooting down the walls of heartache. Bang bang. I am. The warrior.

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Sawdustmaker115

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#2 posted 09-16-2014 05:20 AM

Haha
Thanks for sharing.
:)

+1 Fridge

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#3 posted 09-16-2014 08:02 AM

Sure didn’t see that coming…sorry

-- Larry in Hawaii,

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#4 posted 09-16-2014 11:57 AM



The stupidity of people never fails to surprise me.

- TheFridge

Ah… I think it’s a joke not a real story. Sperm in pudding tubs each in it’s own safe???

-- The smell of wood, coffee in the cup, the wife let's me do my thing, the lake is peaceful.

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longgone

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#5 posted 09-16-2014 02:41 PM

That was a good one…!

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helluvawreck

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#6 posted 09-16-2014 02:48 PM

HaHa! :) This has got to be living proof that some people have nothing better to do than to sit around all day thinking up jokes. Thanks for posting.

helluvawreck aka Charles
http://woodworkingexpo.wordpress.com

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

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NormG

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#7 posted 09-17-2014 01:47 AM

Good lord, thing will never seem to change in anyones favor.

But since I am Irish I have heard this before. It is an Urban Legend. So, this never really happened except in cyber world.

-- Norman - I never never make a mistake, I just change the design.

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#8 posted 09-17-2014 02:37 AM

Funny, if you don’t know that the sperm is kept in a cryocooler, not a “safe”.

-- Random Orbital Nailer

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