Well I think I met my match! My current wife, ( I”m considering trading her in), always says I never build anything for her, or as she would say US. (yeah right).
A while back our projection screen television committed suicide. So we bought a flat screen model that hangs on the wall.
Of course all the “stuff” that used to sit on top of the previous T.V. cabinet was demoted to sitting on the floor.
Thus, the need for a cabinet to sit below the new unit, and house the “stuff”. Do you believe I didn’t see that coming? Doh!
Well, while I was riding in the car with her, she described what she would like. I drew what I interpreted from the description, which surprisingly, she liked. It is tough to draw while riding in a car, so excuse the informal technique.

I started out by measuring the television, and consulting with her as to the size of the cabinet, got started on construction.
Being the veneer nut that I am, and the fact the cabinet was rounded at the ends, it was a no brainer that would be the material of choice. I decided to do an Ebony kick base, with the grain running vertically, since that would make it more time consuming. I’m a big fan of Ebony and I do like the look of it installed in that direction .
I then rough cut the veneers for the cabinet itself. (which my lovely wife chose). She brought me a cup of coffee, just in time to see me finish cutting the veneer. After seeing the ebony, which she didn’t know I was going to use, and was already installed on the kick base, decided the beautiful figured veneer I had cut wasn’t a good match. Too busy.
My veneer happens to be stored between the skylights on the ceiling. The ceiling is framed up to the roof level, creating a fair amount of storage room for shelves. (about 10’ – 12’ above the ground).
I spent the next couple hours getting flitches of veneers for her to look at. Finally, she chose figured satinwood. Then the next couple hours re-wrapping the veneer and putting it back on the shelves.
Well, this same difficult client is now tapping her foot at the front door, so I gotta get out of here!
To Be Continued…
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45 comments so far
SPalm
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posted 323 days ago
Careful Lee, you could be walking into a trap. The wife units are great at springing these at the most inopportune times. I detect danger. This is going to end up in ‘her’ house, right?
Steve
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tenontim
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posted 323 days ago
Keep us posted, Lee. After we get moved into the house, I have to get a new flat screen and make a cabinet for it. Ours is going in the corner, but I haven’t even started on an idea for it yet.
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 323 days ago
Say it ain’t so Steve!!
Run Tim, run.
Lee
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 323 days ago
I had to remove one of the entries.
I got so nervous I hit the submit button two times! LOL
Lee
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Zuki
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posted 323 days ago
This is going to be fun to watch. ;-)
I’m working on a project now for my DW. Sketchup has saved us a few design change “discussions”.
Good luck Lee.
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Thos. Angle
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posted 323 days ago
Oh BOY, we get to watch ol’ Lee sweat!! Hee-hee!! Hang in there partner, you kin handle ‘er. Powder River, let ‘er buck!!!
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Bob #2
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posted 323 days ago
Women, can’t train em, can’t shoot em! ARRRRRGGGGHHH!
Bob
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Karson
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posted 323 days ago
Do you want me to give her a call Lee. I think I’m up to it.
But if I remember correctly, she hit you the last time I was talking to you. I think that was a Christmas tree Purchase.
By the way the picture is here.

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Karson
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posted 323 days ago
By the way Lee if you start looking for a trade, make sure the new one can cook as well as the “Greek Lady” you currently have. I mean she had fed us some great food for two LumberJock picnics and I think we should have a part in the discussion.
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dennis mitchell
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posted 323 days ago
....maybe you could use the Ebony on the new dog house.
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CessnaPilotBarry
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posted 323 days ago
Nothing is tougher than the woman you buy pajamas for...
Would she like an aerial tour while you build?
Let’s make a deal! <g>
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Karson
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posted 323 days ago
I think I’ve been awful close to the dog house before. (Ya right)
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Greg3G
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posted 323 days ago
If I ever want to be humbled about a project….I show it to my wife. She has a way of bringing a new perspective that I have overlooked. The biggest problem is you just can’t ignore her, and she always has to have the last word…..must be the Italian showing :-))
-- Greg - Charles Town, WV
CessnaPilotBarry
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posted 323 days ago
Lee…
A free Ezee-Feed is a DEAL for an aerial tour!
We’ll talk at the picnic!
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John Gray
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posted 323 days ago
I used to work with a guy and every morning when he came in he said, ”It’s a hell of a life without a wife and with a wife it’s hell”. ;-)
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 322 days ago
I’m glad you guy’s are enjoying my nightmare. LOL
You guys HAVE to click the link from Beech Pilot Barry: http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/VideoPage.aspx
I think it should be mandatory viewing at all bachelor parties.
God knows how many of us this would make come to their senses, just in the nick of time.
Karson; I suppose I could get the picnics catered.
Lee
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Max
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posted 322 days ago
Lee,
You are right, that should be viewed at all bachelor parties and as a reminder for the rest of us!!!!!!
-- Max "Desperado", Salt Lake City, UT
Grumpy
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posted 322 days ago
You talk about a nightmare Lee, just think of what will happen if you don’t get it done.

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mrtrim
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posted 322 days ago
lee, ive lived in the doghouse so long im sure i couldnt make it on the outside !
the christmas slippers didnt help ! i should have went for the matching purse ! lol good luck
Peter O
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posted 322 days ago
Boy, there should be a greeting card for this sort of thing …
“We heard you were building furniture for your wife …
We’ll all be praying for you to pull through.”
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 322 days ago
wow Verne;
Thems some ugly feet, but the shoes / sandles are pretty slick. Like walking on water.
Lee
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Lee A. Jesberger
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Hi Peter;
That’s a great idea. Lord knows it just about right.
Lee
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 322 days ago
Max;
I was thinking about saving future generations. You think it would stop anyone from tying the knot?
Lee
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Lee A. Jesberger
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Hey Grumpy;
You’re right about that.
I like the cartoon, but I think I but be laying on the saw, trying to save it!
Lee
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Karson
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posted 322 days ago
So what did you get done today?
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Dusty56
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posted 322 days ago
It’s been nice knowing you , Lee…R.I.P…....
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posted 321 days ago
Hi Karson;
I worked on it until 10:00 last night. I getting ready to head back out shortly. I’ll post a few pictures shortly.
Lee
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 321 days ago
Thanks Dusty;
I may be able to survive this.
This is one of the only projects I can recall where my wife comes out to the shop and asks me what I got done today.
Lee
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Grumpy
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posted 320 days ago
Careful Lee, time is marching on.

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pommy
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posted 320 days ago
Lee 2 words GOOD LUCK lol…...
andy
ps. think we all going to enjoy watching this one
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Bob #2
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Women always get what they want.
She got you didn’t she? :-)
Try to stay focused, remakes are a killer. <g>
Bob
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 319 days ago
I am not afraid! I am not afraid! I am not afraid!
I can do this.
Lee
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CessnaPilotBarry
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posted 319 days ago
Is it done yet?
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Karson
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posted 319 days ago
We haven’t seen any pictures. has your wife taken the camera.
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Douglas Bordner
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posted 319 days ago
BP Barry apparently has pictorial and video resources beyond the normal mortal. The doghouse movie is a classic, and the guy mooning in commado pants (really) with a rainbow exiting his posterior was used very effectively here.
Good luck Brother Lee (we hardly knew ye) Jesberger. At least it’s new construction. I’ve been ordered to retro-fit drawers and F&P doors on a bathroom vanity that judging from the shoddy pocket hole construction, no-mortise overlay hinges and false front drawers will be not particular plumb nor square. All other work must be halted…Ewwww.
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Grumpy
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posted 319 days ago
I wonder if lee is still with us?.

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CessnaPilotBarry
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posted 318 days ago
Forget the camera, I think she took away the computer!
Should we call his hometown police, and ask them to check on his well being? <g>
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posted 317 days ago
Hi Guys;
I’m fine and I am under no duress to say that.
I’ve been keeping busy but still working on the project.
I figured I would post it when I finished it.
But in the mean time I’ve been loading play by play on my website:
http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com/Building_a_Small_Entertainment_Center.html
It’ getting there.
Lee
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 317 days ago
That tombstone is kind of spooky, Grumpy.
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Karson
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posted 317 days ago
Lee I guess the solution to your Satinwood phobia is in the middle of the job drink a couple of beers and then take a nap.
It seems to have worked this time.
The second picture on pg four doesn’t work.
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CessnaPilotBarry
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posted 317 days ago
That looks like it’s a very fun project.
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posted 316 days ago
Hi Karson;
I am beginning to believe it is not satinwood, as in satin material, but satin wood as in the devil.
This stuff is just plain mean.
Like a beautiful women you just love to look at, but can’t get along with!
Lee
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 316 days ago
Hi Barry;
Yeah, I’m having fun. My son has been taking up interest in being in the shop with me, which is great, but I end up watching / guiding him, instead of working on the cabinet. I’m getting in trouble with the Mrs.
Last night she came out to the shop, and was complaining about how long it’s taking! She’s like a regular client, but without the money.
As my buddy Bruce used to say: Women, can’t live with them, pass the beer nuts.
Lee
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Karson
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posted 316 days ago
Lee : I’ve got some satinwood veneer at home. I guess I need to try it. I was always looking for the perfect project. Maybe a hall table for the Mrs.
The contuinue to page 5 link on your prowoodworking link (p 4) is a link back to page 4. It does’t go to page 5.
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Lee A. Jesberger
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posted 315 days ago
Thanks Karson;
I’m thinking that maybe my veneer is too dry, therefore the problems I’ve had with it. What keeps me from being convinced of that, is it has cracked several days after being installed, which would suggest that the moisture in the glue is expanding the veneer, and then drying out several days later, causing it to rip.
I’m going to do a little experiment when I veneer the curved doors. If it’s successful, I’ll let you know.
It is a difficult veneer in that it has a tendency to follow the curly grain along the edge. Ends up being a scalloped cut.
Cutting long pieces in a sandwich of plywood works well in one direction only. You have to feed it using the same rules as jointing a board. Cutting the opposite direction results in a very badly chipped edge.
I didn’t build page five yet. I only spent an hour or two in the shop this weekend.
About the only thing I got done was to remove the veneer on the round ends of the top. Design change, which I just couldn’t resist.
I also built forms to make the curved doors. The will act as both the form and jig to trim them to the correct size, with the proper angles on the edges.
Well, that about covers the details on the home front.
Talk soon;
Lee
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