With all the hype and gettin rich schemes goin on, I decided to get on the bandwagon. I am going to show this pic in hopes that no one will “steal” the idea, and become a millionaire because I don’t have the patent, but, I am an ordinary (don’t say anything), guy, your average (still don’t say anything) guy, etc.
Here goes: Now before you view the pic below, let me inform you that if you are interested in this fine product I’m about to unveil, you could just drop me a check or money order in the mail for the low, low, bargain, did I say low, cost of only 2-payments of $19.99 OR you can send me only one payment of $50.00 and you can own a fabulous pair o these …........... I’m gonna call them “The Woodturners Wood Chip Deflectors”.
Have you ever had wood chips get into your socks, into your shoes, into everything when you are turnin somethin on the lathe in shorts, boxers, or a pair o them short, long pants?????
Well these will solve the chip in yer socks, shoes, hair on yer legs, etc. problems….....
Check em out:
Excuse the I’m too sexy fer my pants, pic.
In hopes of becoming a ga-bil-za-yillion dollar-air, Please send that check or m.o. right away, before all the socks umm, whoops I mean stock, is gone. Thank you for looking. I feel better already Seriously tho folks,,,, this does work, and a gr8 tip for turners in their shorts/boxers whatever… Just an ole pair o them tall over the calf socks, cut out the toes, n slip em over yer shoes…............. Awesome! Chips no more in yer shoes…. hehehehe
-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe. Kentuk55@bellsouth.net