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Blog entry by Roger posted 07-07-2012 11:13 PM 1938 reads 1 time favorited 46 comments Add to Favorites Watch

With all the hype and gettin rich schemes goin on, I decided to get on the bandwagon. I am going to show this pic in hopes that no one will “steal” the idea, and become a millionaire because I don’t have the patent, but, I am an ordinary (don’t say anything), guy, your average (still don’t say anything) guy, etc. Here goes: Now before you view the pic below, let me inform you that if you are interested in this fine product I’m about to unveil, you could just drop me a check or money order in the mail for the low, low, bargain, did I say low, cost of only 2-payments of $19.99 OR you can send me only one payment of $50.00 and you can own a fabulous pair o these …........... I’m gonna call them “The Woodturners Wood Chip Deflectors”. Have you ever had wood chips get into your socks, into your shoes, into everything when you are turnin somethin on the lathe in shorts, boxers, or a pair o them short, long pants????? Well these will solve the chip in yer socks, shoes, hair on yer legs, etc. problems…..... Check em out:

Excuse the I’m too sexy fer my pants, pic.

In hopes of becoming a ga-bil-za-yillion dollar-air, Please send that check or m.o. right away, before all the socks umm, whoops I mean stock, is gone. Thank you for looking. I feel better already Seriously tho folks,,,, this does work, and a gr8 tip for turners in their shorts/boxers whatever… Just an ole pair o them tall over the calf socks, cut out the toes, n slip em over yer shoes…............. Awesome! Chips no more in yer shoes…. hehehehe

-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe. Kentuk55@bellsouth.net



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Jim Jakosh

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#1 posted 07-07-2012 11:15 PM

You’ll be Rockefeller in no time!!.................Jim

-- Jim Jakosh.....Practical Wood Products...........Learn something new every day!! Variety is the Spice of Life!!

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Roger

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#2 posted 07-07-2012 11:18 PM

Oh yes … Tell yer friends n neighbors, send them greens…. cash LOL

-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe. Kentuk55@bellsouth.net

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HalDougherty

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#3 posted 07-07-2012 11:23 PM

Great idea! Where’s my scissors?

-- Hal, Tennessee http://www.first285.com

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Arlin Eastman

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#4 posted 07-07-2012 11:27 PM

Now that is funny. Thanks for sharing.

Arlin

-- It is always the right time, to do the right thing.

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Roger

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#5 posted 07-07-2012 11:29 PM

no no Hal….. send me money hahahaha
thnx Arlin…. hope everyone laughs at least a little

-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe. Kentuk55@bellsouth.net

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Kookaburra

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#6 posted 07-07-2012 11:30 PM

If you are getting chips in your boxers, you have bigger problems than these can solve.

Good luck with your innovative, and necessary, invention!

Do you offer a flowered version for us gals?

-- Kay - Just a girl who loves wood.

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a1Jim

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#7 posted 07-07-2012 11:36 PM

Looks like it works but how about a pair of boxer shorts on each foot ? :))

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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TerinaC

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#8 posted 07-07-2012 11:40 PM

That is a seriously great idea :) Now to market to us girly girls – please add pink with purple polker dots to the range and you have the market covered :)

-- Terina C

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Roger

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#9 posted 07-07-2012 11:45 PM

thnx everyone, and yes Jim, u could use boxers, :) and Terina: absolutely they will come in custom colors, for an additional fee tho, but, maybe we’ll send you 3 …........ in case u get a hole in one hahahaha

-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe. Kentuk55@bellsouth.net

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Greg..the Cajun Box Sculptor

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#10 posted 07-07-2012 11:48 PM

I don’t have that problem…I work barefoot.
Roger…do those shoes have buckles on them under those socks?

-- We all must start somewhere in our journey of doing what we love to do.

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TerinaC

51 posts in 893 days


#11 posted 07-07-2012 11:52 PM

That is a seriously great idea :) Now to market to us girly girls – please add pink with purple polker dots to the range and you have the market covered :)

-- Terina C

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jaykaypur

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#12 posted 07-08-2012 12:08 AM

That’s a great idea. LOL…......I love Greg’s comment about the shoe buckles! Ha ha ha ha LMAO !!

You succeeded in getting a smile on my face. Thanks. Now if “little E” can just win the race tonight!

-- Use it up, Wear it out --------------- Make it do, Or do without!

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Blackie_

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#13 posted 07-08-2012 12:10 AM

Roger, I think you need to invest into Big Al’s newest top 3 Boxguy Does Liner Notes creation hence http://lumberjocks.com/projects/68313. Looks like this is just what you need to make sure you get straight cuts on your newst invention.

I’m going to bite on this expect a check in the mail for $50.00 as I want them right away. I suggest you get a nice cool beverage and a comfy chair go outside and wait on the postman he’ll have my check for you, be sure to wait on it now it’s coming. grins

-- Randy - If I'm not on LJ's then I'm making Saw Dust. Please feel free to visit my store location at http://www.facebook.com/randy.blackstock.custom.wood.designs

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rance

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#14 posted 07-08-2012 12:12 AM

I’m not too proud to wear something so stylish. And only 19.95 each. Wow, what a bargain.

-- Backer boards, stop blocks, build oversized, and never buy a hand plane--

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Blackie_

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#15 posted 07-08-2012 12:13 AM

Anyone that’s got retirement ahead of them what Roger is displaying here is what you have to look forward to. LOL

-- Randy - If I'm not on LJ's then I'm making Saw Dust. Please feel free to visit my store location at http://www.facebook.com/randy.blackstock.custom.wood.designs

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