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1629 days ago

I finally got my snow photos - 28 replies

Well I finally got my snow photos. With some bum knees it’s tough to wade through 30” of snow. My back porch after we had to pull some snow off the roof because of leaking at the top of the windows. An Ice dam had built up at the bottom of the roof. Outside the kitchen window where the snow on the roof has slid down. The ga...

1633 days ago

Spelling Checker - 17 replies

SPELL CHECKER (author unknown, but hats off to him/her!) Eye halve a spelling checker; It came with my pea sea. It plainly marks four my revue, Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word, And weight four it two say, Weather eye am wrong oar write; It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid, It nose be...

1651 days ago

The Known Universe - 19 replies

Not woodworking, but it is nice to know just where we stand in the universe.6 and 1/2 minutes long. The known Universe by The American Museum of Natural History. If you go to the link you get a little explanation about the video. If you click the YouTube link you just get the video / in a smaller window also.

1670 days ago

Wishs for a New Year - 12 replies

Wishes for the New Year May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, and your mortgage interest not rise. May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologi...

1670 days ago

The Grandkids have all gone home - 9 replies

The family Christmas is Over and everyone has gone home. Man is it quiet here. No TV on, jus the sound of sign’s of missing the grandbabies. We had all 10 grandchildren here with their parents. Full for a 3 bedroom house. My eldest daughter with the twins, got an engagement ring on New Years Eve. So we had a great time 10 Aldul...

1673 days ago

Happy New Year - I'm going Baby Sitting with 3 yr old twins. - 18 replies

Happy New Year May God Bless You 12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health, 525600 Minutes Good Luck, 31536000 Seconds of Joy Thanks Richard for the corrections.

1674 days ago

Email instructions to me on Baby Sitting my 3yr old Grandchildren. - 27 replies

I’m baby sitting my three Yr old grandbabies for New Years Eve 2009 This is the Cradle / Glider that I built for them. My daughter sent me this e-mail tonight giving me instructions. Good evening Dad - I thought about leaving you a note, but I figured you would forward this around and it is easier in e-mail form. First of al...

1674 days ago

Best Puns of the year. - 15 replies

Best Puns of the Year A couple months ago, I entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swamp land below the flood plane in Mississippi. Before I knew it, right after that I won a $250,000 house, so naturally I built it on my new land. Last week, I won enough money in the lottery to quit my job and move down there for good. And jus...

1679 days ago

Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas - 12 replies

Dock16 asked what we got for Christmas. This is my politically correct Christmas Gift List. Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my significant other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual...

1680 days ago

The Eastern Nor Easter Snow - 23 replies

The Snow that came up the eastern seaboard last Friday was not wanted or needed. We got fairly lucky where we lived. In looking at the weather maps, at times, the border between snow and rain went right down the street where I drive. We got mostly snow with some sleet thrown in, but no actual rain. In total we received about 7-8 ” of...

1682 days ago

A new insite about Christmas - 10 replies

Remember This At Christmas Time According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. The...

1683 days ago

Merry Christmas Everyone - 33 replies

Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their means and then never had enough for the necessities. But for those who were genuinely in need, his heart was as big as all outdoors. It was from him that I learned the greatest joy in life comes from giving, not from receiving. It was Christmas Eve 1881. I was fifteen yea...

1708 days ago

Chili Judge (my favorite story) - 10 replies

Degoose: Larry posted a forum entry called Chilli Anyone This is my favorite Chili Contest story. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Karson Chili Judge Copyright 1997 W. Bruce Cameron http://www.wbrucecameron.com/ ===> Please do not remove the copyright from this essay! <=== Recently I was honored to be selected as an Outstand...

1805 days ago

Male or Female? - 21 replies

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: ”FREEZER BAGS:” They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. ”PHOTOCOPIERS:” These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up ag...

1806 days ago

What should a LumberJock teach their children - 40 replies

MSN had a little posting on their web page stating ten things that a Dad should teach his children. It had such things as Making meatballs, climb a tree, drive and tools. I felt that the ”Tools” item could stand a little fleshing out. So what are your items that should be taught to your children. 1. Never try to catch a f...

1810 days ago

Email warning - 51 replies

If you get an email with a Subject line that reads ”Nude Photos of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it. It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

1814 days ago

The 2009 World Submarine Racing Championships - 18 replies

The 2009 World Submarine Racing Championships and Well, what did you exepct to see??!! Hope the rest of your day goes better! PS – I looked at all the photos, too.

1855 days ago

Air New Zealand 's safety take off instructions. They've taken it off. - 9 replies

This is Air New Zealands new take off instructions. Behind the scenes

1868 days ago

Free Software GiveAway of the day - 9 replies

There is a web site that sends you emails that give you free software. The software is only available for download for 1 day. It’s not suppose to be trial software but a full version Today June 19, 2009 it is Folder Marker. It allows you to put your own special icons on computer folder. I’ve downloaded a couple of their titles.

1883 days ago

Why Men do not Write Advice Columns. - 8 replies

“ASK MIKE” Dear Mike, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home I coul...

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