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92 days ago

Male or Female? - 23 replies

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: ”FREEZER BAGS:” They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. ”PHOTOCOPIERS:” These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up ag...

93 days ago

What should a LumberJock teach their children - 41 replies

MSN had a little posting on their web page stating ten things that a Dad should teach his children. It had such things as Making meatballs, climb a tree, drive and tools. I felt that the ”Tools” item could stand a little fleshing out. So what are your items that should be taught to your children. 1. Never try to catch a f...

97 days ago

Email warning - 51 replies

If you get an email with a Subject line that reads ”Nude Photos of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it. It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

101 days ago

The 2009 World Submarine Racing Championships - 18 replies

The 2009 World Submarine Racing Championships and Well, what did you exepct to see??!! Hope the rest of your day goes better! PS – I looked at all the photos, too.

142 days ago

Air New Zealand 's safety take off instructions. They've taken it off. - 10 replies

This is Air New Zealands new take off instructions. Behind the scenes

156 days ago

Free Software GiveAway of the day - 9 replies

There is a web site that sends you emails that give you free software. The software is only available for download for 1 day. It’s not suppose to be trial software but a full version Today June 19, 2009 it is Folder Marker. It allows you to put your own special icons on computer folder. I’ve downloaded a couple of their titles.

170 days ago

Why Men do not Write Advice Columns. - 9 replies

“ASK MIKE” Dear Mike, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home I coul...

173 days ago

Signs that your an idiot - 20 replies

Number One Idiot of 2008 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed...

179 days ago

A little known fact.... - 47 replies

A little known fact…. The first testicular guard “Cup” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

179 days ago

Tomorrow I enter the Bionic Generation - 91 replies

Tomorrow 5-27-2009 I enter the bionic, electric generation. I’m going in for a pacemaker implant. My heart rate fluctiates between 40 and 150 and in order to bring the upper range down through medication they need to put a floor on the lower rate. I also have had the heart pause for 2.4 sec between beats. That’s passout time and I...

180 days ago

And now the truth be known - 16 replies

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fatand suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans....

191 days ago

Stonehenge mystery solved! Build one for yourself. - 20 replies

Stonehenge mystery solved! For hundreds, maybe thousands of years, people have been trying to figure out how primitive people could build huge structures such as Stonehenge and the pyramids out of stone blocks weighing thousands of pounds. Scientists have been stumped. Then along comes a normal guy – a retired construction worker...

191 days ago

Irish Reunion - 18 replies

Irish Reunion Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!” The first guy says, “So am I! And where about from Irel...

194 days ago

Kohl's Shopping Trip - 17 replies

The Kohl’s Shopping Trip Clutching their Kohl’s Department Store shopping bags, Ellen and Kay woefully gazed down at a dead cat in the mall parking lot. Obviously a recent hit—no flies, no smell.“What business could that poor kitty have had here?” murmured Ellen. “Come on, Ellen, let’s just go…....

222 days ago

Adult film star Marilyn Chambers dies at 56 - 53 replies

Now this would not normally be on a LumberJock Forum Posting But I have a little insite that I’ve never told to anyone. I lived in New Jersey and traveled quite often to Kansas City on Business. The quite often was Sunday to KC and Friday to NJ for a couple of years. Because of the frequent Flyer miles I quite ofter flew First Class. ...

224 days ago

CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS" - 17 replies

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much PI. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. As it turned out, he was an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from a high school alge...

224 days ago

Happy Easter - 16 replies

Let me take this opportunity to wish you all a blessed Easter Morning.

230 days ago

Sixth Sense demo - 5 replies

Maybe some day we can all have all of the woodworking plans at our disposal. and use something like this in our shops. http://www.ted.com/talks/pattie_maes_demos_the_sixth_sense.html Truly amazing.

273 days ago

Look what I found in my Stereo System - 22 replies

I went to adjust the sound level in my stereo system,laying there beside my Amp was a surprise. This guy got out about 2 weeks ago and we’ve kept our eyes out for him. My wife was afraid that she’d find him. He found a small hole in the lid of his cage and worked his way out. I went to feed him a week ago and he wasn’t a...

274 days ago

New Speed Control - 23 replies

I don’t know about you, but this would slow me down! People slow down and try to ‘straddle’ the hole, then breathe a sigh of relief that they completely clear it! This is actually a speed control device that has been tested. And it is much cheaper than speed cameras And the way it is done.

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