FOR OUR HEALTH **WE ALL NEED A LAUGH OR AT LEAST A CHUCKLE ........OR A NEW JOB…!!!!...
Did I read that sign right?
‘TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW’
In a Laundromat:
‘AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT’
In a London department store: ‘BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS’
In an office:
‘WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY …. PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN ‘
In an office:
‘AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD’
Outside a secondhand shop:
‘WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?’
Notice in health food shop window:
‘CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS’
Spotted in a safari park:
‘ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR’
Seen during a conference: ‘FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR’
Notice in a farmer’s field:
‘THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD, FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.’
Message on a leaflet: ‘IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS’
On a repair shop door: ‘WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)’
-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †






















14 comments so far
Dick, & Barb Cain
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7049 posts in 1199 days
posted 180 days ago
Ha! Ha!
-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1
patron
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posted 180 days ago
thanks karson :
your heart and humor seem to be working just fine !
-- david ,new mexico ,allheart
Dick, & Barb Cain
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posted 180 days ago
Here’s something for you.
Only great minds can read this.
This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1
SCOTSMAN
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posted 180 days ago
I was outside a restaurant which had a sign closed for lunch.true it was achinese restaurant in wales.Alistair
-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease
odie
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posted 180 days ago
This isn’t a sign, but a sign of the times …
Last December while in L.A. visiting, I stayed in a hotel with a coffee shop. I went down for breakfast at 6:00 when they opened. There were two waitresses, two cooks, and a bus boy. One of the waitresses told me they couldn’t take any orders because the computers were down. I couldn’t even get a cup of coffee ????
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)
TraumaJacques
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posted 180 days ago
Hey Karson ( oh by the way i can read Dick and Barb’s post like the morning paper) hooked on phonics worked for me!!
Since we are on the subject of kirks… why do we “drive” on a parkway and “park” on a driveway hummmm?
It is great to laugh.The alternative sucks!
How is The new battery pack?
-- All bleeding will eventually stop.
PurpLev
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posted 180 days ago
good one Karson.
and Dick – if you’ve ever heard of speed-reading – it’s based on a similar concept – our brain can actually read an entire line by just looking at it – but our conscience is used to being “told” a story – so we still read word by word to the point that we can “hear” it in our mind – which is unnecessary and wasteful of time. google it up.
-- When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.
Dick, & Barb Cain
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posted 180 days ago
We went to Taco Johns in our town one morning, & ordered breakfast burritos.
They said,”SORRY! WE’RE OUT OF EGGS.”
-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1
Dick, & Barb Cain
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7049 posts in 1199 days
posted 180 days ago
I often wish I could speed read.
I guess it takes a lot practice, I’d rather be woodworking.
Here’s a link about speed reading.
-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1
a1Jim
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posted 180 days ago
Hey Karson
That’s funny stuff. I wrote a blog a while back saying that we should just focus on woodworking,But I have to admit I always enjoy the information you and Dick & Barb and others post with other information and humor after all.
Jim
-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop, custom furniture ,maker, woodworking school, heirloomwoodshop.com
Kent Shepherd
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posted 180 days ago
Karson, you made my day.—-Thanks
-- Kent Shepherd * The goal is-----More Tools!
cabinetmaster
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posted 179 days ago
Karson and Dick & Barb all made my day….....................LOL Thanks, I really needed that after the last 2 days.
-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps
jockmike2
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posted 178 days ago
Great stuff Karson, and Dick, goes to show you how important humor is on this site. We all get a big lift out of this kind of a laugh. Keep it coming, oh my Gosh, you just got another blog Karson…
-- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com
Grumpy
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posted 174 days ago
Good ones Karson & Dick.
-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python