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Blog entry by Karson posted 2772 days ago 931 reads 0 times favorited 7 comments Add to Favorites Watch

One of the web sites that I am a member of is Good Clean Funnies. it is at www.gcfl.net.

here is the joke for today:

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.

“A penny for your thoughts,” she said.

“It’s amazing!” he replied. “I just can’t see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50.”

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †



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dennis mitchell

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#1 posted 2771 days ago

Got me laughing!

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Don

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#2 posted 2771 days ago

They must have read this, Karson.

-- CanuckDon "I just love small wooden boxes!" http://dpb-photography.me/

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Dan'um Style

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#3 posted 2391 days ago

There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: “PRAISE THE LORD!”

One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he’d step onto his front porch after her and yell: “THERE IS NO LORD!”

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.

One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: “PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!”

The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.

“PRAISE THE LORD!” she cried out. “HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!”

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: “THERE IS NO LORD; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!”

The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: “PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!”

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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Karson

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#4 posted 2391 days ago

Thanks Dan.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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rikkor

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#5 posted 2391 days ago

Thanks guys for two good day brighteners.

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Taigert

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#6 posted 2391 days ago

Praise the Lord

-- Taigert - Milan, IN

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#7 posted 2391 days ago

lol they were both very funny. Ed, your comment made me laugh the loudest! lol

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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