Wife allegedly changes wires on saw to shock hubby

Do we have to have our wife turn on oiur power tools the first thing each day?

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

Karson ROTFLMAO….thanks!

-- Only the Shadow knows....................

And I thought poison was the only thing I needed to worry about!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

I guess there is no fury like a woman scorned, especially when she knows were the linesman’s plyers are kept.

-- So Many tools, So little time

Wouldn’t that be attempted murder?

-- Manufacturer of fine quality sawdust since 1984. Comments and advice on my shop welcome. Check it out at http://lumberjocks.com/dbhost/workshop. Gladly accepting shop build donations!

A shocking turn of events!

-- Don, Pittsburgh

An electrifying eye-opener in the morning. I wonder if he expected it or if he was totally shocked? I enjoy a little AC/DC now and then, but this is re-volting!

-- NorthWoodsMan

Looks like the lousy job market has brought all the comics out…..lol

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

Thanks for posting this. I always like to keep up with current events.

-- My broker promised me he would treat my money as if it were his own. Trouble is, he did.

Gee, I’m glad my wife doesn’t understand electricity. In fact she’s afraid of it.

Hmmmmm—Charlie, you are right, there is poison

-- She thought I hung the moon--now she just thinks I did it wrong

That is why i distrust that “feigned” ignorance. “Oh honey, I don’t know anything about power tools. I leave that stuff for you….” And then, the secret tool kit comes out while I am at work, all the schematics come out, “Mission Impossible” music plays in the background…. Ten hours later, I am reaching over to that Ridgid with the metallic tool stand and I turn into french toast.

:)

-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.

Don’t women understand that the saw could be damaged by such an act?

-- "I gotta have more cowbell"--------Bruce Dickinson

Thank god my wife likes to work in the shop with me. Some times I can’t get her to work in the house. But, if I want to be “single” again. OH JUST A THOUGHT! But I would most likely forget juice my self. Either way would be hair raising. So I’ll Just keep the keys in my pocket. Thank you the story.

-- Marty Ohio

This is exactly why I don’t date…well that and…

1) Middle aged balding isn’t in Vogure anymore
2) Pick-up line , “Would you like to see my wood?” seems to be met with disgust and often a physical rebuttal.
3) 2001 Chevy Maliub 4-Door, not nearly the ‘Babe’ magnet that the sales person said it would be.

...the list goes on…but I am now too sad and bitter to go on typing.

-- Brian Meeks, http://extremelyaverage.com

On a good note Brian, hot wiring a japanese handsaw would be a little more difficult to subtly perform. And your Buddhist references are much more attractive to women then you might think. I would not find it at all odd if I were to call you and hear the voice of a sexy college co-ed telling me that you are unable to talk right now because you are sharpening your chisel and cannot be disturbed :)

David

-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.