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Taliban Sawmill Accident
Paddy and Mick are working at the local Taliban sawmill.

One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hospital.

Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. The nurse says, “Oh he’s out in Rehab exercising”.

Paddy couldn’t believe it, but there’s Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm. The very next day he’s back at work in the saw mill.

A couple of days go by, and then Mick slips and severs his leg on another big saw.

So Paddy puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick off to Hospital.

Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is. The nurse replies, “He’s out in the Rehab again exercising”.

And sure enough, there’s Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.

But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.

Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.

Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is. The nurse breaks down and cries and says, “He’s dead.”

Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. “I suppose the saw finally did him in.”

“No”, says the nurse, “Some dopey b*d put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python



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rrww

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#1 posted 614 days ago

Thats a good laugh

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Dick, & Barb Cain

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#2 posted 614 days ago

HARDY HAR HAR!

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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#3 posted 614 days ago

That’s a good one, tony!!

-- Jim Jakosh.....Practical Wood Products...........Learn something new every day!! Variety is the Spice of Life!!

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#4 posted 614 days ago

Good one Grumpy !

-- Having fun...Eric

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#5 posted 614 days ago

thanks for the smiles :-)

Dennis

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#6 posted 614 days ago

Thats funny. LOL!

-- Most people say "Measure Twice, Cut Once." I say, "Cut Twice, Measure Once".

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#7 posted 614 days ago

Good one…. Last time I posted something like that, I almost got run off this site. Not kidding. They came bitchin’ from every direction.

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harry1

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#8 posted 614 days ago

Good one Tony, routerforums has a long running thread called “joke of the day” In my opinion all forums should have a section where anything other than woodwork, politics and religion can be discussed to encourage members to log in everyday, such a section in RF’s is called the “lobby”

-- Harry, Western Australia

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#9 posted 614 days ago

Groooooan!

-- Art, Pittsburgh.

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