Another Day in the shop…..

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Blog entry by Greg3G posted 04-02-2007 04:54 AM 844 reads 0 times favorited 5 comments Add to Favorites Watch

NOTE. The following story contains graphic descriptions that could be disturbing to some people. Be prepared to avert your eyes should you begin to be offended.
A short while ago, I had an upsetting experience that raised a question that I really need answered.

The other day, while I was in my shop testing the fit of a dado joint, I got the mother of all slivers stuck in the fat part of my thumb, so I went to the first-aid kit to get a tweezers. Well, when I started to dig around for the sliver, my thumb started to bleed. When that happened, I got sick to my stomach, and then I fainted. (Even though I have never been the least bit queasy about blood in my life!) Apparently, not that I remember it happening, I hit my head on the edge of my jointer’s bed as I fell. This put a pretty nasty laceration across my forehead.

After I regained consciousness, I stood up and tried to figure out just exactly what happened, and while I stood there, the blood from my forehead spurted all over the top of my table saw. When I saw the blood on my table saw, I got faint-headed and passed out again! Luckily, this time around I just kinda slumped down and ended up face-first in a large pile of sawdust.

When I came to my senses, the congealed blood on my face and forehead had formed a sort of mask, covering my whole face. Naturally, I thought I had gone blind. So I stumbled towards where I thought the door of my shop should be and, by a sort of miracle, managed to find my way outside. But when I emerged from my shop in my weakened condition, weaving aimlessly and with my cries for help muffled by a huge clotted mass of blood and sawdust, the neighbor’s dog noticed my very odd behavior and became disturbed and attacked me, grabbing my pants leg in its mouth while growling and pulling furiously on my pants. Well, I’ve lost a bit of weight lately, and the dog managed to pull my trousers completely off. That was when my neighbor, Phoebe, stuck her head out of the door to see what was getting her dog all worked up.

So, here is my question … am I really too old to be wearing Speedo® underwear, or is Phoebe just overly sensitive?

I cannot take credit for this fine piece of work….this was put out today by Woodwork Journal eZine today….just thought it was too good not to share

-- Greg - Charles Town, WV

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#1 posted 04-02-2007 04:58 AM

Urban Legend? Perhaps. Funny? Absolutely.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

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#2 posted 04-02-2007 05:12 AM

I got their E-letter last April Fools and just thought it was funny… didn’t even occur to me that it was all a joke. This years was a scream too…. well done, almost believable, funny. Very funny.

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Van Gogh -- --

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#3 posted 04-02-2007 05:29 AM

I got the e-Zine and I read it but I never thought about April’s fools day. I new it was a joke.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia †

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#4 posted 04-02-2007 07:25 AM

A sucker gets caught every april first..this year it was

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#5 posted 04-02-2007 07:55 AM

Read this to my wife before I figured out that it was date sensitive…


-- Drew, Pleasant Grove, Utah

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