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Extremely Average #11: Dovetail Delusions

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Blog entry by Ecocandle posted 1681 days ago 915 reads 0 times favorited 6 comments Add to Favorites Watch
« Part 10: Horrible Dovetail Blunder Part 11 of Extremely Average series Part 12: It aint my Faulkner »

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.”

-Albert Einstein

Because of yesterdays joyous trip to the post office, I had high expectations that today I would find a plethora of woodworking DVDs and a smattering of books, waiting for me. My anticipation remains. Driving across the endless miles, actually yards, which make up Martelle, I thought of Albert Einstein and his bike quote. I haven’t been on a bike in some time, but I was sure that all I needed to keep my balance was a bit of time practicing dovetails.

After the cutting, sometimes on the correct side of the lines, one needs to remove the waste. I am sure there are a bunch of useful tips on how one does this, but alas I haven’t read any of them yet. For some unexplainable reason I seem determined to learn to cut dovetails by hand through experimentation. Even as I write this, it is clear that, this is at best, a dumb idea. Perhaps I will do some research before my next practice session.

A reasonable man would cut a set of pins after a set of tails. I am not a reasonable man. I am a logical man who has delusions of grandeur. Though there are clearly some issues with my first set of tails, I was generally pleased with how they look. I can do better. So I will cut some more practice tails, possibly quite a few of them, before I move onto the pins. There are two good reasons to approach my education this way. One, I am able to focus on one aspect and learn through repetition. Two, the errors one makes don’t really become painfully apparent until the pins and tails are joined. I choose to maintain my warm fuzzy feeling for a few days more.

The source of my warm fuzzy feeling isn’t the results. It started when I began to clean up the area around the tails with my chisel. As I pared away bits of wood I felt comfortable. I felt like my hands were beginning to get use to manipulating the chisel in a controlled fashion. Though I am delusional about the actual quality of my tails, I am not the least bit delusional about the amount of practice and work it takes to master the use of the chisel. I know that it will be some time until I am there, but seeing progress is all that I need to keep the motivation to continue.

Ok that isn’t exactly true. A sign of progress is actually just a one ingredient in the inspiration salad. The recipe for inspiration salad, as it was told to me by Louise, a Cajun chef, motivational speaker, and part time bantamweight boxer, is as follows. One part motivation, two parts natural essence of obsessive compulsive, three tablespoons of competitive juices, mixed in a small wooden bowl (carved by a sharpening monk) and served on a bed of noodles covered in a white wine sauce. This combined with a healthy portion of pot stickers can feed the soul and body.

With each day I feel myself progressing nicely towards my dream of being to woodworking, what Albert Einstein was to the… ‘Tour De France’.

Editors Note: It has been pointed out to me that the population of Martelle, according to the most recent census is 280. I stand corrected. I have fired the entire fact checking department, three secretaries, and two people in legal, just for good measure.

-- Brian Meeks, http://extremelyaverage.com



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Chuck

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#1 posted 1680 days ago

I’ve also been pining to learn dovetail cutting. I think for now I’ll sit on the fence until I can acquire the high quality (and very expensive) hand tools that will make it as easy as all the videos appear it to be. I’ll be watching your progress.

-- Chuck, Washington D.C.

#2 posted 1680 days ago

Brian,
I wish you as much success with making dovetail joints as you already have with the written word!

d

-- Will trade wife's yarn for tools.

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David Craig

2135 posts in 1733 days


#3 posted 1680 days ago

I second Don’s comment. Once you get a year or two of woodworking in, you should go back through these posts and parse down a timeline of projects and put them in a book form. I think a journal of woodworking, written in your style, would be something many woodworkers would be happy to put on their shelf. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance would not hold a candle to it :)

-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.

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Ecocandle

1013 posts in 1691 days


#4 posted 1680 days ago

Thanks you both for your encouragement. I think that talk of a book deal is a bit premature, but I appreciate the support. I have not read ‘Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance’, but I am aware that it is a widely appreciated tome. I think you may have set the bar a little high for me. How about better than, ‘Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying”?

-- Brian Meeks, http://extremelyaverage.com

#5 posted 1680 days ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Now that’s the first thing you’ve said that fails to reach my core of sanity.
Yes, yes, I know it’s so small its hard to find.

d

-- Will trade wife's yarn for tools.

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stefang

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#6 posted 1679 days ago

We hope to be able to contribute to your woodworking skills Brian while you pay us back with your word skills. After all, the thing we are really after is entertainment in one form or another. Life is pretty boring for many of us, so we will have take it where we can get it. Your tails look pretty good. Can’t wait to see the pins! Keep up the good work.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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