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You know you are NOT a lumberjock when …..

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain



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WayneC

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#1 posted 2471 days ago

...You buy plastic push sticks?

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

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Karson

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#2 posted 2471 days ago

#2 You buy your router bits because you like the color.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Josh

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#3 posted 2471 days ago

#3 You don’t like the taste of sawdust.

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WayneC

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#4 posted 2471 days ago

#4 You do not need any more tools

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

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Douglas Bordner

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#5 posted 2471 days ago

#5 You have too many clamps.

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

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Dorje

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#6 posted 2471 days ago

#6 You buy something you could’ve made.

-- Dorje (pronounced "door-jay"), Seattle, WA

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Thos. Angle

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#7 posted 2470 days ago

#7 Your wife buys a shelf at WalMart

-- Thos. Angle, Jordan Valley, Oregon

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Lee A. Jesberger

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#8 posted 2470 days ago

Damn Tom, that one was scarry!

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

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WayneC

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#9 posted 2470 days ago

Along those same lines

#8 your wife buys a wood cutting board at Ikea.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

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Dekker

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#10 posted 2470 days ago

#9 You use a chisel and hammer to cut the head off a stubborn nail

-- Dekker - http://www.WoodworkDetails.com/

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WayneC

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#11 posted 2470 days ago

#10 You cut as firewood and burn that old cherry tree that fell in the back yard during a big storm last winter. Burl is so darn hard to split….

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

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Dadoo

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#12 posted 2470 days ago

#11 Your wife hires a carpenter.

#12 Your wife runs off with a carpenter.

#13 The carpenter is female.

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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MsDebbieP

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#13 posted 2470 days ago

.. and you aren’t jealous

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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Douglas Bordner

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#14 posted 2470 days ago

Dekker’s #9 just made me cringe. And Deb’s reply to 11-13 is Hi-larious.

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

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Dekker

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#15 posted 2470 days ago

My #9 is based on my experience… Namely memories of abusing my dad’s chisel when I was a kid. That same chisel is the same one I still use today, and it STILL needs to be ground down to get rid of the “missing” chip from the blade… it’s sharp enough to use, but I have to be careful to not leave marks behind…

-- Dekker - http://www.WoodworkDetails.com/

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