Yesterday evening at our annual woodworkers club dinner one of the guys said something none of us thought we’d ever hear “I have too many clamps already” (the guy had won a clamp in the raffle).
This got us thinking of those thing you’ll never hear (or should never hear) a woodworker say
+ My shop is too big / If only my shop were smaller!
+ My chisels/planes/guages are too sharp
+ I spend too much time in my shop
+ My wife loves it when I buy tools.
+ I have to much stock.
+ I wish CL and eBay would stop selling tools.
+ I think I will get rid of all these scraps.
+ I think I will go furniture shopping at Wallmart.
+ I have every tool/machine that I’ll ever need!
+ Thanks for offering the free exotics, but no thank you. I have enough!!!
What others do you have?
*Note – some of the above I got from fellow LJs on Stumpy’s thread
-- Shameless - Winner of two Stumpy Nubs Awards