Mr. Potato Head's March to the Sea...
If I could issue a BOLO, Be On the Look Out, with the Lincoln Police I’d have him arrested. Mr. Potato Head got into my shop yesterday. Yeah, he was sick, ears ringing like an air raid siren and sinuses stuffed to 90 PSI. And I suppose he was cranked about trying out a new Porter-Cable 690LR router. But, I am going to have a hell of a hard time finding any forgiveness. Take a look at this. Gen. Sherman couldn’t have done any better marching through my shop: 1. Crap, you destroyed a carbide router bit and chewed up a guide bushing. Bet that was a thrill. 2. The exact-width dado jig I built last week, you chewed a big a hole in the rail. Why? Just why?3. Oh ...
