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14 posts in 1939 days

Location: Utah
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commented on Cocobolo/yellowheart pen 1630 days ago
commented on Home Arcade 1662 days ago
commented on Box 1778 days ago
added project The Casserole pen 1778 days ago
added project Doll Beds 1814 days ago
commented on Cutting Board Design software (CBdesigner) 1862 days ago
commented on Stump Jumper 1915 days ago
commented on Home Arcade 1937 days ago
commented on A MAME game 1937 days ago
commented on Home Arcade 1937 days ago
commented on Kitchen 1937 days ago
commented on Home Arcade 1937 days ago
added project Home Arcade 1937 days ago
commented on Toy Chest (For Now) 1939 days ago
signed up ChuckNorris's Profile 1939 days ago

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Max

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#1 posted 1938 days ago

Glad to see that you have made Lumberjocks a part of your Woodworking experience… Welcome

-- Max "Desperado", Salt Lake City, UT

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Scott Bryan

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#2 posted 1938 days ago

Hello Brent,

Let me welcome to LJs. I am sure that you will find being a member of this group to be both a rewarding and an inspirational part of your woodworking adventure.

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

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Todd Thomas

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#3 posted 1938 days ago

Welcome to LumberJocks….It will be a great resource for you and your projects. There are a bunch of great people here willing to help……have fun….Looking forward to your projects and posts….. WARNING: Visiting LumberJocks has proven to be addictive.

-- Todd, Oak Ridge, TN, Hello my name is Todd and I'm a Toolholic, I bought my last tool 10 days, no 4 days, oh heck I bought a tool on the way here! †

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Todd A. Clippinger

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#4 posted 1938 days ago

Welcome to LumberJocks – The best woodworking community anywhere!
I look forward to seeing your posts and projects.

Share the Love ~ Share the Knowledge

-- Todd A. Clippinger, Montana, http://americancraftsmanworkshop.com

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cabinetmaster

10874 posts in 2154 days


#5 posted 1938 days ago

Welcome to LJ’s. We are here to help you with your woodworking endeavors. Feel free to ask for advise. But Be aware…this site can be very addictive…………..LOL

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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gjd

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#6 posted 1938 days ago

Welcome to Lumber Jocks! This is a great place to get – or give – advice about woodworking on the forums and the project posts are a wonderful source of new ideas. I love this site, I hope you will enjoy it too.

Look forward to seeing your projects and posts.

-- gjd Southcentral Wisconsin

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woodworm

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#7 posted 1938 days ago

Welcome to Lumberjocks!

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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wpreman

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#8 posted 1938 days ago

Welcome, glad you’ve joined us!

-- Bill, Florida

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leonmcd

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#9 posted 1938 days ago

Are you THE Chuck Norris …

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

>>>> If THE Chuck Norris was a woodworker ….

  • He would cut once an never measure
  • His table saw would know better than to kickback

I just made up those last two.

Sorry but I couldn’t resist. You must get this a lot.

Welcome to Lumberjocks.
Leon

-- Leon -- Houston, TX - " I create all my own designs and it looks like it "

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Dick, & Barb Cain

8693 posts in 2896 days


#10 posted 1938 days ago

Welcome Chuck!

WOW! that was quite a statement Leon.

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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ND2ELK

13495 posts in 2370 days


#11 posted 1938 days ago

Welcome to Lumberjocks. The projects are an inspiration, the information is priceless and the people are supportive. The only problem is, the site can get addictive.

God Bless
tom

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

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Grumpy

19310 posts in 2447 days


#12 posted 1937 days ago

Welcome to Lumberjocks . This is a great community of people with like interests.There is much to learn here & you will have the opportunity to share your skills & ideas with others. I hope you enjoy LJ’s as much as I do.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Karson

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#13 posted 1937 days ago

Welcome to LumberJocks. Glad to have you aboard. †

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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gjd

18326 posts in 2248 days


#14 posted 1579 days ago

Imagine that! A year has gone by since you became a Lumber Jock. Congratulations on your anniversary! I look forward to more of your posts.

-- gjd Southcentral Wisconsin

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WistysWoodWorkingWonders

11908 posts in 1753 days


#15 posted 1570 days ago

Hi there,
Congratulations on your first anniversary of being part of the LumberJock community… something to be very proud of…
Wisty

-- New Project = New Tool... it's just the way it is, don't fight it... :)

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