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This woodworker walks into a bar and says...

Blog entry by Chip posted 973 days ago 450 reads 0 times favorited 9 comments Add to Favorites Watch

Ok, time for my weekly blog entry.

I was thinking the other day that I don’t know a single woodworking joke. I’m one of those people that usually forgets a joke the day after I hear it, trys to tell it, and totally botches it up. I tried over the last couple of days and I can’t recollect a single woodworking one. I’m sure they are out there.

So, all you woodwworking, sawdust making folks… let’s hear ‘em… (now, back to the basketball games)

-- Better to say nothing and be thought the fool... then to speak and erase all doubt.


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scottb

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posted 973 days ago

A woodworker walks into a bar and says…

nice wood!

That’s all I got.

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso -- http://blanchardcreative.etsy.com -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/

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Karson

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posted 973 days ago

There was a woodworker who lost his eyesight in one eye, and he didn’t have much money so he carved himself a replacement eye. But he was very self conscious and never went out.

All of his friends said that he needed to get out and meet people. So he goes to a neighbourhood bar because it didn’t have bright light inside. As he sits there a lady walked in and she had a deformity with her lips. She sits down beside him. They start to make small talk. But he was nervous, and she was nervous each of them about their deforminities.

But finally he get up enough nerve and asks her if she’d like to go out and get a bite to eat.

She replies, “Would I! Would I!”

He yells back at her, “Hair Lip, Hair Lip!”

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Chip

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posted 973 days ago

Classic! That is excellent… LOL. Thanks Karson.

-- Better to say nothing and be thought the fool... then to speak and erase all doubt.

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Jeff

997 posts in 993 days


posted 973 days ago

LOL!!! I just woke up KT laughing at this, Karson.

-- Jeff, St. Paul, MN

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WayneC

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posted 973 days ago

That is going to be hard to top or even get close.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

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gizmodyne

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posted 973 days ago

The blind woodworker picked up a hammer and saw.

-- -John "Do I have to keep typing a smiley? Just assume it's a joke." www.flickr.com/photos/gizmodyne

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Corndog

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posted 973 days ago

A carpenter ant walks into a bar and asks “Where’s the bar tender?”

-- I've got a bandsaw in my kitchen...

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MsDebbieP

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posted 973 days ago

that’s hilarious Karson… what a way to start the day.

I had checked out woodworking jokes just last week. Here’s a link that I found. Some pretty good chuckles here.

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)

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Sawdust2

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posted 970 days ago

Whadda ya call a girl with a wooden leg?

Peggy

-- No piece is cut too short. It was meant for a smaller project.

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