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Clipboard #1: WHERE'S ME CLIPBOARD!

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Blog entry by BritBoxmaker posted 1423 days ago 2321 reads 1 time favorited 28 comments Add to Favorites Watch
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As I’m sure I’ve mentioned before I do a fairly mundane day job, stacking shelves. One of the main tools for this is a clipboard, to hold my picklist. It invariably goes missing. Either I leave it in a trolley somewhere or, worse still, somebody ‘borrows’ it without asking. Hence the cry ‘Where’s me clipboard!’. The use of ‘me’ instead of ‘my’ is a dialect feature of East London and Estuary English which, along with commeritis, I can’t shake off.

So I’ve decided to make my own. How hard can it be? I’ve already decided on a 3 mm Birch ply board, veneered on both sides. I used to do a lot of veneering, parquetry (regular geometric shapes), back in the day. The first thing to do was search out Enola Gay, my veneer clamp. There is an ‘atomic’ theme to the way I name my clamps etc, as Patron once noted. They include

Enola Gay – Veneer Clamp (1220mm x 310mm)
Little Boy – Veneer Caul (400mm x 300mm)
Fat Man – Veneer Caul ( 400mm x 500mm)
Los Alamos – 45° Mitre jig (sled)
Trinity – 30°-60° jig.

I digress. To the best of my recollection I haven’t opened Enola up since we moved here in 2004. I found her at the back of the wood pile and removed the spiders (ugh Arachnids!) etc and here she is

The first layer was some fairly unimpressive ash, ideal for the working face of the board.

Next and sadly last layer held Sapele, some kind of Lacewood and a thin strip of American Black Walnut.

This gave me an idea. When I was heavily into veneering I used to make writing slopes. Here are the last two, partially completed ones.

On top of which I found the rest of my Walnut stash and some small bits of Ripple Sycamore. Together with the clip I rescued from a badly beaten old clipboard here are my materials.

I plan on veneering the working face with one solid piece of Ash and the rear will hopefully be some form of Louis Cube (Tumbling Blocks) pattern, suitably edged for wear and tear. Although I may not have enough veneer to pattern the whole of the back, we’ll see. I plan on finishing the board in Yacht varnish. Its going to have to take a lot of punishment. Not least from my steaming tea mug stood on it.

This has to be easier to do than start Impossible V, which is in the pipeline. All I can say to people new to patterns is ‘Beware the Tumbling Blocks. Look where they lead to!’

Be seeing you!

-- Martyn -- Boxologist, Pattern Juggler and Candyman of the visually challenging. http://www.theartofboxes.com



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Scott Bryan

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#1 posted 1423 days ago

Martyn, this looks like it is going to be an interesting project and, with your imagination, there is no telling where this one will go but I am sure it will end up being a unique clipboard, to say the least.

Of course, you do realize that once your co-workers see yours they will want one of their own. :)

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

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BritBoxmaker

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#2 posted 1423 days ago

At a ‘reasonable price’ of course. That should put them off.

-- Martyn -- Boxologist, Pattern Juggler and Candyman of the visually challenging. http://www.theartofboxes.com

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Dennisgrosen

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#3 posted 1423 days ago

Huu Martyn but sorry once at work you will never see it again
after the first tea break
my adwice to you is set up a production line from start …you will need it to overcome
how fast they seems to disapear….LOL

I´m looking forward to see this

take care
Dennis

#4 posted 1423 days ago

Martyn, please be warned by my experience.
Once coworkers become envious of anything you have there will be some one of them that will decide it is, indeed, his (or hers) and expropriate it.
I had to resolve this problem by labelling everything, “Stolen from Don Butler”.
It actually worked and today, many years later, I still have things left over from that era with those inscriptions still there.

So perhaps you can do something like that in the veneers!
I’d like to see that!

ddwwb

-- Will trade wife's yarn for tools.

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Sheila Landry (scrollgirl)

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#5 posted 1423 days ago

I have a big box of veneer from Lee Valley and have used some of it here and there for back boards for some of my scroll projects or thin overlays. This will be very exciting to see how you utilize veneers to make your beautiful designs. Without even seeing it, I am filled with anticipation as to the outcome of this project. I am sure it will be something that will be another masterpiece.

(No pressure to you there, Martyn. Just an educated guess!)

I can’t wait to see this!

Sheila

-- Designer/Artist/Teacher. Owner of Sheila Landry Designs (http://www.sheilalandrydesigns.com) Scroll saw, wood working and painting patterns and surfaces. "Knowledge is Power"

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patron

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#6 posted 1423 days ago

‘clipatron’

tow chain

studded necklace

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happy stocker !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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a1Jim

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#7 posted 1423 days ago

Sounds like a good project,just don’t put to much pressure on Enola gay we wouldn’t want her to blow :)

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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SPalm

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#8 posted 1423 days ago

Sweet. This will be fun to watch how you develop this.
Sounds like a nice project.

I have never named my tools, collections, or jigs. Maybe it is time to start.
Steve

-- -- I'm no rocket surgeon

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Cozmo35

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#9 posted 1423 days ago

Sound like you had a “BLAST” working on this project! ....I know, I am reaching! :-)

-- If you don't work, you don't eat!.....Garland, TX

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Roger Clark aka Rex

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#10 posted 1423 days ago

Martyn,
You know naming tools and things seems to be a Brit Trait. All the cars I had over there were given names and 3 bass guitars and the big bass amp too. It’s just like Brits often name their houses – this is quite rare over here. I was wondering if other Commonwealth countries give names too?
Good luck worth your projects, a new title of Clipboard Czar may be bestowed on you. :-)
I went to school in East London where funny dialects are questioned with “Why don’t you Speak Proper, like what I Do”? I often use Cockney slang over here to maintain privacy – people think you have lost your marballs.
Have a great day.

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

#11 posted 1423 days ago

Pardon my cheeky behavior, but I have to differ with you, Roger.
Naming things isn’t just a British thing.
I have practically no Brit blood (well, maybe a smidge) and I name things all the time.
We had a Volkswagon bus we named Brunhilda.
The last three Outbacks we had are named Princess, Prince and King.
I confess I haven’t named our house, but it’s a shame. The old dear should have a name after 206 years!
ddwwb

-- Will trade wife's yarn for tools.

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sras

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#12 posted 1423 days ago

Looking forward to seeing what you create – it is always a treat!
Maybe you can work your initials into the artwork on the back, that may help with any inappropriate acquisitions.

-- Steve - Impatience is Expensive

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Roger Clark aka Rex

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#13 posted 1423 days ago

Don – Here ya go——-

As a surname, “Butler” was originated by Theobald le Botiller FitzWalter (Lord of Preston). Lord FitzWalter accompanied King John to Ireland to help secure Norman areas. When men Walter led killed Dermot MacCarthy, prince of Desmond, Walter was granted land holdings of Baggotrath, County Dublin, and the Stein River lands around what is now Trinity College Dublin. He was also given an important fief, on which Walter both founded an abbey and established his Irish seat. Upon returning to England, King John endowed Walter with the hereditary office “Butler to the Lord of Ireland” in 1177; some evidence indicates that he was also dubbed “Butler of Ireland”. As such, he had the right to pour the King’s wine. This title can be defined as Governor by today’s standards. His son, Theobalde Butler, was the first to hold the name and pass it to his descendants. Walter’s grandson was James Butler, 1st Duke Of Ormonde.[46] Kilkenny Castle was the main seat of the Butler family.

Any particular reason for giving your outbacks such Imperial Names ? Must be in the genes. lol

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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grizzman

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#14 posted 1423 days ago

alright..here we go….......ya know we have these great stores over here called wal mart…they have these really utilitarian type clip board..i believe there made from layers of cardboard…and probably exotic cardboard…from south Mongolia…i think…i would be glad to ship you an American exotic clip board…maybe with a label from one of the dog food makers….how about Purina…...or chow chow…..lol…i know you might be tempted with this offer..so just think on it….lol….grizz

-- GRIZZMAN ...[''''']

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Abbott

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#15 posted 1423 days ago

I wonder if that flying clamp will produce a flying clipboard?


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-- Ohh mann...pancakes and boobies...I'll bet that's what Heaven is like! ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣

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