Welcome! I think you're nuts, not that that is a bad thing. I'm nuts too, just in different ways. I have may have quicker reflexes, though; she's never connected with the frying pan. Also, women should not mess with men that can pick them up off the ground, especially when they're kicking. Of course, that was before she gained another 65 pounds…
Nice photography! One day I'll be able to take a non-fuzzy photo of my wood work. Bet that requires a camera that costs more than $88, though.