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You definately need to write a book! It would be an instant bestseller. You have the gift for Baxter Black style comedy. We miss your stories when your out in the woods.

-- " I'll try to be nicer, if you'll try to be smarter" gfadvm

You had me laughing and feeling sorry for you all at the same time.
How about next time you ask the guy that’s throwing out the wood if you can have it.
But hey, where’s the story in that.

p.s. when are you starting your hike?

-- A family man has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.

You have a great sense of humor, and great writing ability!

Paul

-- Paul, http://www.flickr.com/photos/woodworks44224

Have they no respect for recyclers? What a trip!

-- Jim Jakosh.....Practical Wood Products...........Learn something new every day!!

You should ambush the little es-oh-bees.

It is good to get stoned and have good wood.

-- Every step of any project should be considered your masterpiece if you want the finished product to reflect the quality of your work. http://www.FineArtBoxes.com

It’s nice to be wanted for something, even if it is target practice.

-- It must be jelly baby, cause jam don't shake like that...

Thank you everyone for your compliments. Good to know that people still have a healthy sense of humor. Makes it worthwhile to write :)

Murch – Starting mid March 2012. I could postpone a day or two if you want to fly over and join me :0

I’m not climbing any mountains on Paddy’s Day. No feckin way.

(Greg, Hairy – LMAO)

-- A family man has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.

What a shame you didn’t get to return fire. So, the title should be “I got stoned- found some wood- then got stoned. ” LOL

-- Homer : "Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."

You write pretty good; however, I would have loved to hear W C Field telling that story if it had happened to him considering how kids always got on his nerves.

-- If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. Henry David Thoreau

I always say “life is all about the stories”.. hellava life, hellava story. Hilarious. There are not that many people that can have a bad day and make it an enjoyable story for others. Thank you for sharing. Good luck & stay safe on your 7,500+ miles journey.

-- Robert: Life is all about the stories ~